Monday, June 25, 2007

Daily Thought

Although it may seem difficult, when ever thing looks like is not working in your favor.The times when you feel alone, times when you feel there is no one on your side, what do you do?. Do you just give up or do you expect people to feel sorry for you.There is this instinct that comes from no where that lightens your spirit and gives you this hope and assurance that you can do it if you put your mind to it.Never feel inferior about yourself .

Just know you are what you what people to perceive you,therefore if you give a good impression about yourself that is exactly how the world will see you.Why then don't you carry the good impression where you go.

Friday, June 22, 2007

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Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been."Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. 'Tillie,' he told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead, please open them and do exactly as I have instructed. Then, I can rest in peace'." "What was in the envelopes?" her friends asked."The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please use this money to buy a nice casket.' So I bought a beautiful mahogany casket with such a comfortable lining that I know Sidney is resting very comfortably.""The second envelope contained $10,000 with a note, 'Please use this for anice funeral 'I arranged Sidney a very dignified funeral and bought all his favorite foods for everyone attending.""And the third envelope?" asked her friends."The third envelope contained $25,000 with a note, 'Please use this to buy a nice stone.'"Holding her hand in the air, Tillie said..."So, do you like my stone?" showing off her 10 carat diamond ring.
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Saturday, June 16, 2007

There are tree men in a row. They all know each of them is wearing a hat. They know hats are picked from a bag, having 2 blacks, 3 whites. They don't know, what is left in a bag. The man at the end can see man in the middle and the first one; man in the middle can see the first one and the first one can see no-one. They all know, that there are three men. Men can not turn their head or communicate with each other (or anyone outsider). Whenever somebody knows, what is color of his hat, he will say it. Who say what and why ?
They have the hats in the following order:
First one has white
Second has a black
Third (the man at the end) has a black
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Where is the other dollar?Three salesmen decided to share a $30 hotel room for one night and split the cost evenly between them.
After they checked in, the hotel manager noticed that they should have been charged only $25 for the room. So, he gave the porter five one-dollar bills and said to return the money to the three men.
As the porter was walking to the salesmen's room, he wondered how he was going to split the five dollars evenly between the three salesmen. So, he put two dollars in his pocket and gave each of the three salesmen one dollar.
Now, if each of the salesmen paid $10 for their share of the room and were given one dollar back, then they each would have paid $9 for the room. Nine times three is twenty-seven, plus the two dollars the porter put in his own pocket is twenty-nine (9 x 3 = 27. 27 + 2 = $29) Where is the other dollar?
Try this:Open a Word document and type "= rand (200,99)"
Press Enter and wait 3 seconds...
Microsoft will reward anyone who can explain it.
Brain Twisters
Count the Black dots
Easy?
What do u see?
Hmmmm
Stare
Parallel or Slope
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Friday, June 15, 2007

Friday, June 1, 2007

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Welcome you all, this is ophelia giving a short hope we have a good start.